I want to play a game...

M. A. S. H.

For you ladies, this game was well known through elementary school (cause only girls had crushes on guys then) but mostly through middle school, and high school for giggles.

Elementary we just wanted to end up with the cutest guy, the rest didn't matter. Middle school, you'd throw fits if you didn't end up with right guy and you'd make them circle the one you wanted. Where's the fun in that? High school, by then, you think you have life figured out so the game is just for fun now.

I have taken my own twist on this classic girly game.

The usual categories for this game consist of the following:

Guys (the men you choose that you wanna be with, maybe throw in a silly one for fun)

Home (the place your either Mansion, Apartment, Shack, or House will be located)

Job (Something you'll be doing for the rest of your life)

Honeymoon (the place where, back in the day when people had virginity, they'd go to lose it to the person they were stuck with according to the game)

Kids (the number of them you'd be suffering with)

Pets (animals...duh...)

Car (vroom vroom, you know, a car.)

Wedding dress (color and such)

Number (very important, this number is used by the person who writes all your information down, they will cross off after counting to the number you gave them) 

I play this game a little differently...

Growing tired of the same categories, I decided to add some of my own.

Location (this is where your wedding will take place, for instance: a roof top, church, parking lot?)

Guys Number Two (this is a second list of guys, either celebrities or people you couldn't imagine being involved with)

Endings (happily ever after, divorce, a cheater, they kill eachother, etc.)

Doesn't seem like too much of a difference right? You'd be surprised at how much more fun it is, especially when you don't really care anymore because...it's a game. Maybe you need examples to see the differences.

Normal version:

"Sally ends up marrying Jimmy. Yay! Sally likes Jimmy alot! They live in a house in California, Sally loves California. She works as a teacher, she really wanted to be a Doctor, but, oh well. They honeymooned in Paris, made 3 babies together. A pet snake, Sally doesn't like snakes, she just didn't know what else to put. She was married in a hot pink dress, oh Lord! And her family drives a BMW."

My version:

"Nicole ends up marrying Peter. Peter is her ex. Major douche bag too! At least they live in a mansion in New York, that's nice. Nicole works as a stripper to support her 28 kids. She likes to look back on the wedding sometimes. Recalling her pee colored wedding dress, standing in the graveyard of their home town, and honeymoon in her Aunt's trailer. Nicole adores her pet alligator everyday, she even drives in it her hummer limo to work sometimes. Unfortunately, her marriage goes to shams when she starts cheating on Peter with Robert Downey Jr. They both end up killing eachother anyway.

See? Wasn't that so much more fun? There's a plot twist and everything! So you can play my game, or the boring game.

You're welcome.