Home Alone: the good, the "meh" and the precautions!

Being home alone can be a lot of fun for a teenager, it could also be boring and some teenagers can be/ mostly are stupid. Let's begin with some precautions a teenager should take while having the house to themselves.
Peeping Tom's: This isn't necessarily a "problem" in my current neighborhood, but you never know. Someone could be lurking around the corner, peeping through windows, anywhere. So in order not to feed a peeping Tom's fetish you should probably consider the following rules. (a) Don't prance around the house naked, not in just your undies either. I understand it has the possibilities to be "fun" but just do it where there are no windows. (b) Don't get out of the house, this guy could get excited and take you for his own! But if you gotta be somewhere or take out the trash than go ahead. But like tanning? Try to do that when someone's home. If you feel like your neighborhood is safe than you can take the chance....I suppose. (scary music scary music!)
Burglars: If you have a nice house, than be aware of these human raccoons! When you leave the house, make sure some lights are on along with a radio or something that makes constant noise, that and the house has some sort of security alarm. The noise and lights will give an illusion that someone is home.
NOW FOR THE....."mehh" stuff...
I myself never throw parties, even if I did they would be really lame...I'm too worried about being caught, haha! So I usually don't have friends over, maybe my sister? Sad right? She's cool though :) But invite friends over, 'cause it can get pretty boring sitting there by yourself. The symptoms of a dull house life usually consist of the following:
The Muncher: You become so consumed with bordum that YOU start to consume everything around you. You don't know why you're making nachos...but they're cooking...and you're not even hungry! What's that? The door bell! You ordered PIZZA!! With extra cheese, and extra bread, and you...you got the cinnamon sticks with the dipping frosting. Why? Because you are lonely!!
The Hobby Zombie: After you have eaten yourself mad, you begin wondering around the house. You're not tired, you're just bored. You play with the game consel that you haven't touched in years! Then you find yourself digging though your old stuff and reading and looking at old pictures. You start calling people cause you need human contact. No one picks up so you make a long voicemail of all the stuff you've done today, which wasn't much anyway. For some reason now you're laying on your bedroom floor...thinking about life. This phase is usually you doing mindless acts to make yourself tired or keep from going crazy.
If it gets to these points....have someone over or go the mall or something!
Now we're ready for the fun part :D There's upsides to being home alone. Here's a few.
What are doors: This is great, it's just awesome. You can walk into a bathroom and NOT have to close the door!...You can even shower with the door open! (I usually don't, I don't know, I'm just weird...) Just don't leave the front or back door open...that would be...bad....
The Superstar: You can dance at home because now...no one is there! No one to judge or laugh. Then, in this process, you find that you can dance! Later you discover, you can dance good to your own standards. But you can have your music blaring, singing your off tune key like you do and you can own the stage if you want! You bow and thank the crowd, then you notice the mailman at the front door laughing his butt off!
The Muncher: Yes, I understand we did this one already but face it...you can eat whatever you want and that makes you pretty happy.
Lastly, you must clean before your parents get home. Throw out the pizza boxes, clean toilets, and spray some frebreeze and then welcome them home!

***WARNING: If you have any siblings the following will be difficult to accomplish!!!!***