It's just around the corner, it's underneath your bed, and OH MY GOSH IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!
Fears, it pretty much takes over us as soon as we find it. But sometimes it's not so much a fear as it can be a superstition. I have a few myself. Dun DUn DUN!!!
Walking through the halls when it's dark. This is what makes you quietly bolt to the bathroom in the dead night. You can feel something watching you, you don't know what it is, but it's only your cat. You make it to the restroom, you pop a squat on the throne of craps. The shower curtain. Not the shower curtain...you're not sure what's behind it, you think it's a serial killer who magically appeared there, but really it's just your shampoo...wanting to wash your hair! Be careful when you're done though, cause when you're washing your hands you don't want to look in the mirror. Because someone will pop up when you're not looking. You don't take the chance, you don't look at all! When you're leaving be sure not to turn back because that person that's not behind the shower curtain might not come out and chase you. The thought scares you as you nearly trip trying to find your bedroom door. When going over to the bed be sure to jump on it from a far distance so the monsters and evil vampires don't grab you and take you to their under-the-bed world, which is only your dirty socks you have thrown under there. So before you go to bed at night, be sure to go to the bathroom and close all your doors.
Other night terrors: Here's another "home alone" precaution you might take to an extreme. Sitting on your couch, just before midnight, because, you can stay up that late if you want. Why not? You hear something in the kitchen, a tick, a tick that a killer could've made! By the way, it was just refrigerator adjusting its temperature. You get up to go investigate, because you're an idiot, it ends up being nothing. You straighten up and get yourself a glass of water. Standing near the kitchen window, you realize that you don't wanna stand next to that window because someone will pop up out of the blue. So, by this time you're back in the living room, getting tired of Family Guy, heading upstairs you keep every light on...just incase. You sleep in your parent's bedroom while they're away because their bed is comfy...no. You sleep in their bed because you're scared! You close every door and make sure you know what objects makes what sound and then you turn on the tube to watch...Family Guy again.
What Knockers!: It's daytime now, pleasantly sitting on your couch enjoying cooking shows and your homemade nachos. You here a knock on the door and unfortunately your house has a window right next to the door...so they can see you. They can see you're home... What do they want? Your soul? To buy girl scout cookies? Doesn't sound too bad right? Selling your soul for cookies sounds pretty normal. But NO! They want you to read a book. And not just read a book, they want to be IN your house! They want you to join them! But you already have Jesus! But not Jesus in their perspective, they won't leave. Why? Because they see you're home! Solution? Watch TV upstairs.
And these are the things that make me go...
EEEKKK!!!!!!!!
Other night terrors: Here's another "home alone" precaution you might take to an extreme. Sitting on your couch, just before midnight, because, you can stay up that late if you want. Why not? You hear something in the kitchen, a tick, a tick that a killer could've made! By the way, it was just refrigerator adjusting its temperature. You get up to go investigate, because you're an idiot, it ends up being nothing. You straighten up and get yourself a glass of water. Standing near the kitchen window, you realize that you don't wanna stand next to that window because someone will pop up out of the blue. So, by this time you're back in the living room, getting tired of Family Guy, heading upstairs you keep every light on...just incase. You sleep in your parent's bedroom while they're away because their bed is comfy...no. You sleep in their bed because you're scared! You close every door and make sure you know what objects makes what sound and then you turn on the tube to watch...Family Guy again.
What Knockers!: It's daytime now, pleasantly sitting on your couch enjoying cooking shows and your homemade nachos. You here a knock on the door and unfortunately your house has a window right next to the door...so they can see you. They can see you're home... What do they want? Your soul? To buy girl scout cookies? Doesn't sound too bad right? Selling your soul for cookies sounds pretty normal. But NO! They want you to read a book. And not just read a book, they want to be IN your house! They want you to join them! But you already have Jesus! But not Jesus in their perspective, they won't leave. Why? Because they see you're home! Solution? Watch TV upstairs.
And these are the things that make me go...
EEEKKK!!!!!!!!
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