Random things.

This cat. Is beyond epic. I have never seen a cat look so...human like? The more I stare at it the funnier it gets. Where would you even begin to caption this!

"I gotta sneeze..."

"Oh Lordy... tuna..."

"Dude. What were in those brownies?"

"I just stepped in my own poop."

Random things, they're the best. They're unexpected and just plain awesome. Seeing weird things as you drive down the road, a sign, a t shirt, a noise someone makes when they laugh.

My english teacher at the beginning of the year made us create an acrostic poem describing our self. One of my words was "random". She did not to seem to agree, she stated that I seemed too solid of a person to be random. That I was a concrete person. What? How did she come up with that! I mean sure, I'll be mature in class because, we'll it's school. Teachers need to be respected so that's what I do! But this whole year, through doing certain assignments or journals I would throw in unexpected things. For instance.

We're usually told to do 18 to 25 lines when writing journal responses. And a particular day I just didn't feel like reading our book so I sort of BSed it. The first couple of lines made sense with of what I did read. The rest I talked about certain Star Wars episodes and what planet I think I really came from. And literally the last sentence was, "And that's why my dad is from Mars."

I got 105 on that assignment.

All my designs and posters and journals are all entirely random, she thinks I'm just being creative. Ugh, I'm TRYING to be RANDOM!

One of my favorite activities on a slow day at work is to say odd things to other waitresses as they pass through the kitchen. I'll say, "My butt is KILLING me!" "I have a wedgie." "I have zebras on my underwear." Another fun thing to do is come up behind someone just casually standing there and whisper anything in their ear. Happens to me all the time! It scares the crap outta me! My knees almost went out when someone did that it scare me so bad. I think she said something about waffles...

I named my car Jim for crying out loud! Most people give their car a car name or at least something in relation to the color of the vehicle but mine's is Jim. It's not short for James or anything. I just like the character Jim from The Office. 

Another thing. I can never seem to make a straight face or just regular smile in a photo. I have to be making a weird face, I can't even smile at a guy properly. I might be too weird for most people. Oh well.

Here, enjoy this picture of Freddie Mercury on a blinged out Darth Vader.