Monday, April 29, 2013

Waitress thoughts:

I hope I'm just an extra tonight
My feet hurt so bad!
...this food...smells...so...gooood.
What's a brain? Where's mine?
What was I supposed to get?
Gee, these people look happy.
Who touched my butt this time?
Well done? I could easily get you a rubber band...they'd taste the same.
I wonder if I have texts.
Let's "hope" this is what she said she wanted...
THANKS FOR THE $2!! THE COMPLIMENT WAS REALLY NICE! Cause THOSE pay for car insurance.
I need to pay my car insurance...
I wonder if he's gay.
Why didn't I eat? Oh, cause I'm a moron.
My butt hurts!!! Tell ALL the co workers!
You don't have to pee, you don't have to pee!
I need to pee...
*fingers crossed*  Just do butters tonight, just do butters tonight. Annnnd I'm cleaning until 11:30.
Crap.
Really?
Why!?!?
*random mimicking of snobby customers*
 

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